world wide weirdness (WWW)

Here's the scoop for today:

• Here's the list of the Ten Most Unfortunately Named People in the Internet. (I personally laughed out loud at "Lucious Pusey"!!!)
• Queen Elizabeth is NOT a drama queen!!! (yeah right...)
• The soon to be "best selling console ever!!!) Nintendo Wii to release Wii Fit, an "excergaming" extension. (Anyone for "Super Yoga Mario"???)
• New Carousel to be erected next summer at Manhattan Park. The updated carousel will feature dolphins instead of the traditional horses and will be housed in a glass enclosure with sea creatures being projected. (Good way to turn your kids gay...the only thing missing would be the accompanying tunes of the Little Mermaid or It's Raining Men!!!)
• Children's book author surprised at ridiculous censorship requirements before children's book containing cartoonish portrayals of artisitc nudes in a gallery is released in America. (One word: "STOOOOOOOOPID"!!!)